Song.
Neighborhood Watch Hustler

Words and Music by Nick Vivid

Lyrics.

You lookin’ for a new roommate
But things are run down
I could revolutionize your side of town

Cause while some call the police
Shaking in shock
I’ve got everyone sleeping peacefully on my block

I always pick up when the phone rings
No job is too big
And the first to cross the line’s my guinnea pig

Send him back to the shadows
Barely survived
To put his crew on notice that I’ve arrived

Neighborhood Watch Hustler
I’m at your command
Left of center superman
When things get out of hand

You got trouble with the landlord
Raising your rent
My five star intervention won’t cost a cent

Cause I come with a skill set
Not easily seen
I’ve been known to put out fires
With Gasoline

Neighborhood Watch Hustler
I’m at your command
Left of center superman
When things get out of hand

Neighborhood Watch Hustler
On call everyday
Left of center superman
Help is on the way